Aries:
- angry all the time
- thinks it's cool to say the f-word
- doesn't flush the toilet
-too hot? (hot damn)
-always at the top of every astrology post
Taurus:
- owns too many cats
- uses Pinterest
- takes all their selfies on Snapchat
- actually lives inside a refrigerator
Gemini:
- two faced
- always beats you at tic-tac-toe
-talks fast
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Cancer:
- hogs the snacks
- farts a lot
- is literally drowning in a pool of their own tears
- dances like a white dad at a barbecue
Leo:
- owns 372 mirrors
- on their phone too much
- unpopular opinions
- better hair then you
Virgo:
- watches too many cat videos
- kekekekekekekekekek
- has an entire bottle on Lysol inside their butt
- too nice wtf
Libra:
- cuter than you
- smarter then you
- pee is clearer then yours
- better than you in every possible way
Scorpio:
- uses the eggplant emoji too much
- is a nerd
- tries to seduce you all the time (and succeeds)
- takes too long to text back
Sagittarius:
- is a weeb
- overly competitive
- actually owns a centaur but won't tell me where it is
- smile is cuter then yours
Capricorn:
- has hella cheekbones
- makes bad puns
- wears mismatches socks
- doesn't wash their hands
Aquarius:
- is also a weeb
- the CUTEST smile
- has a alien hidden in their bedroom
- smol
Pisces:
- talks 2 their stuffed animals
- sleeps all the time
- forgets to text back too much
- a e s t h e t i c
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Zodiac Signs
RandomJust another book of the Zodiac Signs. All from Tumblr. (Completed)
