Aries: GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT *breaks down door*
Taurus: SHIT MAN
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer: FUCK *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*
Leo: screams while lying face down in a bed
Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I WERE WEARING SHOES
Libra: Good bye cruel world
Scorpio: *rips door off hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius: *Hits the door* STOP
Capricorn: *bites their fist* No I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WAS NOT THEIR BEFORE
Pisces: BUT WHY ME
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Zodiac Signs
RandomJust another book of the Zodiac Signs. All from Tumblr. (Completed)
