#130 The Signs as Stupid Laws in American States

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Aries:  In North Carolina, bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.

Taurus:  In Texas, it is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

Gemini:  In New Mexico, idiots may not vote.

Cancer:  In Idaho, it is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

Leo:  In Washington, all lollipops are banned.

Virgo:  In Ohio, it is illegal for mare than five women to live in a house.

Libra:  In Arizona, if you're being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

Scorpio:  In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Sagittarius:  In New York, the penalty for jumping off a bridge is death.

Capricorn:  In Illinois, those under 21 can drink legally, but they must be enrolled in a culinary program to do so.

Aquarius:  In Louisiana, one could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city's water supply.

Pisces:  In Kansas, no one may catch fish with has bare hands.


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