Zodiac Signs

#51 Signs in the zombie apocalypse

Cancer: gets shit done but complains they have to do everything

Scorpio: Is happy they can kill something without guilt

Libra: tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood

Taurus: complains about having to eat canned food

Virgo: demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant

Sagittarius: must prove that they can kill the most zombies

Capricorn: finds an actual safe place to hide because everyone is in competent

Aries: makes themselves the leader but always leads the people into trouble

Pisces: cries

Leo: constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily

Aquarius: starts daydreaming then gets bit

Gemini: goes on zombie killing sprees when people piss them off