He said She Said

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He Said She Said! No... not that you dirty-minded geezers, I mean Girl:*** Boy:*** convo-insults!

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*Girl: "Make a wish!"

Boy: "Okay."

Girl: "What did you wish for?"

Boy: "I wished you were a Pony Carousel outside of Walmart."

Girl: "Why?"

Boy: "So I could ride you all day long for a quarter."

*Girl: Baby, if I were to be something else, what would I be?

Boy: My pinkie toe

Girl: Why?

Boy: ‘cause your short and cute and I know I'll bang you on my couch one day ;) 

*Boy: Wow, it's really hard being the hottest guy around.

Girl: Yea, good thing you haven't experienced it.

Boy : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

Girl : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice

Boy: How did you get to be so beautiful?

Girl: I must've been given your share.

Boy: Your face must turn a few heads.

Girl: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Boy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

Girl: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Boy: Can I have your name?

Girl: Why? Don't you have one already?

Boy: Shall we go see a movie?

Girl: I've already seen it.

Boy: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Boy: So, what do you do for a living?

Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Boy: Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Girl: Do not enter.

Boy: Your body is like a temple.

Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Boy: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Where I'll be the rest of your life — in your wildest dreams

Boy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Girl: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing

Guy: I would die for you.

Girl: Prove it!

Guy: I think you're the best looking girl here.

Girl: Well, I better go find the best looking guy then.

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?

Girl: Yeah, but this time, don't stop.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Girl: Yes, but would you stay there?

Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

Boy: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.

Girl: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.

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