Dumblewhore*

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Here are some really funny pick up lines for all the Potterheads reading this :D

 Guy: I heard you're a Gryffinwhore

Girl: Why?

Guy: Because you let every wizard Slytherin! 

Guy: My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.

Guy: Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical! 

Guy: I'm just like oliver wood, baby. I'm a keeper! 

Guy: Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player.

Lets practice Alohomora...you can be the door so I can slam you all I want! 

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. 

Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters.

MY FAVOURITE:

Guy: I wanna stick my "Sorcerer's Stone" in your "Chamber of Secrets" and release "The Prisoner of Azkaban" into your "Goblet of Fire" giving the "Order of the Phoenix" making my "Half Blood Prince" rise and give you the "Deathly Hallows." 

*DEAD*

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