You know 'yo momma jokes' never grow old! I love these still. So I'd like to share some of my favourites with you :) I don't mean any of these so don't take offence.
1. Yo momma so fat not even Dora can explore her
2. Yo momma so fat she's got more Chind than a Hong Kong phonebooks
3. Yo momma so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
4. Yo momma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing 'We Are Family!'
5. Yo momma so fat she doesn't even need the internet, she's world wide.
6. Yo momma so fat she broke your family tree
7. Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
8. Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
9. Yo momma so fat she's on both sides the family
10. Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King
11. yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
12. yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
13. yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
14. Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
15. Yo mamma so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I'm listening to 50 Cent
16. Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
17. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
18. Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
19. Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.
20. Yo mama so ugly, I put her face on a carton of milk and it spoiled.
21. Yo mama so old, she remembers Burger King when he was a prince.
22. Yo mama so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
