27. He drunk texts you

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Thor
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Dad: WATCH ME WHIP, WATCH ME NAE NAE
Y/N: what. the. hell. dad?!
Y/N: dad?
4 hours later
Dad: wswstch MEe shhip, wArthhh mee laylaaaay
Y/N: i'm going to ignore you

Tony
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Dad: hhha ve o eêver toolld youm hoowŵ wo NdserfUl YOUUUQ âre?
Y/N: are you drunk?
Dad: NNNÑŃOŒ
Y/N: i called mum she's coming to get you

Bucky
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Dad: Y/Nn
Dad: Y/N
Dad:Y/N
Dad: Y/n
Y/N: dad its 3am and i've school tomorrow! What do you want?
Dad: NOoThïngggg

Steve
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Dad: 😄😃😀😊☺️😉😍😘😚😗😙😜😝😛😳😁😔😌😒😞😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😅😓😩😫😨😱😠😡😤😖😆😋😷😎😴😵😲😟😦😧😈👿😮😬😐😕😯😶😇😏😑👲👳👮👷💂👶👦👧👨👩👴👵👱👼👸😺😸😻😽😼🙀😿😹😾👹👺🙈🙉🙊💀👽💩🔥✨🌟💫💥💢💦💧💤💨👂👀👃👅👄👍👎👌👊✊✌️👋✋👐👆👇👉👈🙌🙏☝️👏💪🚶🏃💃👫👪👬👭💏💑👯🙆🙅💁🙋💆💇💅👰🙎🙍🙇🎩👑👒👟👞👡👠👢👕👔👚👗🎽👖👘👙💼👜👝👛👓🎀🌂💄💛💙💜💚❤️💔💗💓💕💖💞💘💌💋💍💎👤👥💬👣💭🐶🐺🐱🐭🐹🐰🐸🐯🐨🐻🐷🐽🐮🐗🐵🐒🐴🐑🐘🐼🐧🐦🐤🐥🐣🐔🐍🐢🐛🐝🐜🐞🐌🐙🐚🐠🐟🐬🐳🐋🐄🐏🐀🐃🐅🐇🐉🐎🐐🐓🐕🐖🐁🐂🐲🐡🐊🐫🐪🐆🐈🐩🐾💐🌸🌷🍀🌹🌻🌺🍁🍃🍂🌿🌾🍄🌵🌴🌲🌳🌰🌱🌼🌐🌞🌝🌚🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌜🌛🌙🌍🌎🌏🌋🌌🌠⭐️☀️⛅️☁️⚡️☔️❄️⛄️🌀🌁🌈🌊🎍💝🎎🎒🎓🎏🎆🎇🎐🎑🎃👻🎅🎄🎁🎋🎉🎊🎈🎌🔮🎥📷📹📼💿📀💽💾💻📱☎️📞📟📠📡📺📻🔊🔉🔈🔇🔔🔕📢📣⏳⌛️⏰⌚️🔓🔒🔏🔐🔑🔎💡🔦🔆🔅🔌🔋🔍🛁🛀🚿🚽🔧🔩🔨🚪🚬💣🔫🔪💊💉💰💴💵💷💶💳💸📲📧📥📤✉️📩📨📯📫📪📬📭📮📦📝📄📃📑📊📈📉📜📋📅📆📇📁📂✂️📌📎✒️✏️📏📐📕📗📘📙📓📔📒📚📖🔖📛🔬🔭📰🎨🎬🎤🎧🎼🎵🎶🎹🎻🎺🎷🎸👾🎮🃏🎴🀄️🎲🎯🏈🏀⚽️⚾️🎾🎱🏉🎳⛳️🚵🚴🏁🏇🏆🎿🏂🏊🏄🎣☕️🍵🍶🍼🍺🍻🍸🍹🍷🍴🍕🍔🍟🍗🍖🍝🍛🍤🍱🍣🍥🍙🍘🍚🍜🍲🍢🍡🍳🍞🍩🍮🍦🍨🍧🎂🍰🍪🍫🍬🍭🍯🍎🍏🍊🍋🍒🍇🍉🍓🍑🍈🍌🍐🍍🍠🍆🍅🌽🏠🏡🏫🏢🏣🏥🏦🏪🏩🏨💒⛪️🏬🏤🌇🌆🏯🏰⛺️🏭🗼🗾🗻🌄🌅🌃🗽🌉🎠🎡⛲️🎢🚢⛵️🚤🚣⚓️🚀✈️💺🚁🚂🚊🚉🚞🚆🚄🚅🚈🚇🚝🚋🚃🚎🚌🚍🚙🚘🚗🚕🚖🚛🚚🚨🚓🚔🚒🚑🚐🚲🚡🚟🚠🚜💈🚏🎫🚦🚥⚠️🚧🔰⛽️🏮🎰♨️🗿🎪🎭📍🚩🇯🇵🇰🇷🇩🇪🇨🇳🇺🇸🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇷🇺🇬🇧
Y/N: according to Tony you spent the hole of guys night doing these! You can even get drunk so you don't have an excuse!

Natasha & Bruce (joint texts)
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Mum: ILLOMEMEYYYOU
Bruce: your mother just pass out, she just wanted to say goodnight and tell you 'i love you'
Y/N: make sure she doesn't get a cold and please give a kiss on her head for me.

Wanda
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Y/N: according to uncle Pietro your drunk.
Mum: Nmjodk kfkf
Y/N: i knew it!!!

Pietro
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Y/N: hey dad i know your drunk right these minute and i just want you to know, your video on youtube was super funny. Love you
Dad: aaaaaaaaawh

Clint
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Y/N: dad were are you?
Dad: having a respectful night with my team mates.
Y/N: hello Steve, my dads pissed isn't he?
Dad: yeah

Loki
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Dad: knEeël
Y/N: no
Dad: GNEEL
Y/N: NO
Loki: wŵhatover

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