13.Funny texts

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Bruce
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Y/n : dad i got the greatest idea ever! I'm going to go round new york with socks in my bag and hand them to people saying 'master has set you free.
Dad: don't do that.
Dad: do it!
Dad: that was Tony

Clint
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Y/n : dad why did an arrow hit the wall right next to the boy i was talking to?
Dad: i don't know it wasn't me i'm in the shower.
Y/n : why is your phone in the shower with you?
Dad : got to go speak to you later.
Y/n: dad i can see you!

Thor
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Dad : Y/Nwereisthespacebareicannotfindit
Y/n : dads it the long button in the middle
Dad : i Think I Have Found It
Y/n : yep you have.

Natasha
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Y/n : hey i just meet you!
Mum : and this is crazy!
Y/n : but hears my number
Mum : so call me maybe!
Mum : i wondered what Clint was doing with my phone

Tony
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Dad : Y/N Stark get your awesome ass back home now its past your curfew
Y/n : ok keep your snazzy pants on!
Dad: don't sass me you amazing daughter.
Y/n : iron but
Dad : Mini me

Steve
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Dad : hey 😎 my ☺️ beautiful 😳 daughter 😷
Y/n : whats with all the Emojis?
Dad : Emojis 😲 are 👽 awesome 😛
Y/n : ok 😁 then 😥

Loki
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Dad : why are we texting each over if we are sat next to each over?
Y/n : cause texting is fun
Dad: no it is not
Y/n : yes it is.
Dad: i'm going to ignore you now.

Bucky
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Y/n : dad
Y/n / dad
Y/n : dad
Dad : what?!
Y/n : nothing 😃

Wanda
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Mum : hey sweetheart can you clean your room?
Mum : can you hoover the carpet for me?
Mum : hey your uncle and me are thinking about buying you a puppy.
Y/n : really?!
Mum: no i just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts

Pietro
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Dad : starring contest!
Y/n : one, two, three go!
Dad : 0-0
Y/n: 0-0
Dad : 0-0
Y/n : *-*
Dad: i saw you blink!
Y/n : damn

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