Assassin to ninja

ch32 the roof

I looked at everyone and gave the silent signal for everyone to get ready. I saw his hand in the door way and he steps in. I look at naruto.
"NARUTO NOW!" I shouted.
Naruto cut the bright orange rope dumping the crushed pinecornes. Kakashi had no problem dodging them but unfortunately for him he stepped into the spot I needed him to and I cut the wire and dumped the water on him. I looked over at Sakura and she cut her wire dumping the flour. I saw sasuke move and pull his headband over his eyes. I ran forward and used my shoulder and hit him in the back to shove him out the window right into guys dirty laundry. All five of us are on the ground dying with laughter. I got up clutching my stomach and looked out the window to see kakashi glaring at me.
"Oops." I said but that seemed to make him glare harder.
"Get everyone and meet me on the roof." he said and started walking up the wall. I nodded and pulled away to see everyone looking at each other smiling even the duck.
"Alright let's go up to the roof to meet our sensai."
They all nodded and followed me as I walked up the stairs and to the roof. I think they were all surprised to see kakashi sitting there smelling like guys dirty laundry and reading icha icha. We took a seat. Naruto on one end Sakura next to him then Sasuke then robbie and I'm hanging over the endge doing sit ups. Kakashi looked over at me and face plamed. When I came back up I grabbed the back of his shirt and drug him over the edge and used him for extra weight. He just started talking.
"Why don't you tell me about yourselves." He said. I guess he got annoyed because he flipped back up onto the edge. I came up to and did what any good daughter would do. I shoved him off. Naruto snickered when kakashi fell into the dirty laundry again and climbed back up.
"What do you mean sensai." Naruto asked like the idiot he is.
"your name things you like things you dislike your hobbies your dreams." I swear if kakashi sounded any more bored he would be asleep.
"Why don't you show us sensai." Sakura I swear is an idiot.
"Well I'm kakashi hatake things I like and things I hate I don't feel like telling you. My dreams I've never thought about and my hobbies I have many." he gave a close eyed smile. Naruto and sakuras jaw dropped and they started complaining.
" now you the one in the Orange." He said pointing at naruto.
"my name is naruto uzumaki my likes is raman and my dislike is the three minutes you have to wait for it to cook my hobbies are eating Raman and my dream is to become the fifth hokage!" I saw kakashis eyes widen when he said the last part but he covered it up.
"Alright you with the pink hair."
"Im sakura hurano and I like" looks at sasuke and squeals " my hobbies" looks at sasuke and squeals even louder "and my dreams" squeals the loudest of all.
"And things you hate?" Kakashi asked.
"NARUTO!" poor guy and he has such an intense crush on her.
"......Alright you the one that looks like a duck." Kakashi said and I almost fell off the edge from laughter.
" my name is sasuke uchiha I hate a lot of things and don't particularly like anything and what I have is not a dream but is a reality. I will advendge my clan and restart my clan." he said darkly. I could hear sakuras heart break. Good.
"soooo basically your emo." I couldn't help but ask. Naruto burst out laughing and Sakura started yelling at me.
"and finally the crazy one." kakashi said. I slapped the back of his head.
"My name is Sam hatake my likes... Killing fighting robbie my dislikes Sakura fangirls and people who hurt robbie... My hobbies..Killing fighting training... Dreams for the future.... Probably to kill everyone that I want...." I said. Everyone around me kinda backed up about the entire rooftop. Well except for kakashi and robbie.
" Kakashi sensai is right you are crazy." Sakura said.
"Im not that bad." I told her pouting... There are days where I really hate my mask. So any facial expressions are lost to me.
"Well um..
Alright.. tomorrow we start our first mission." Kakashi said dragging the others back.
"OH OH OH WHAT KIND OF MISSION SENSAI." naruto screamed.
"It's a survival training exercise." He said. I pulled out my book so I could ignore this part. I knew what I needed to know and chances are the story line will be changed because I'm here. I was at piece until I saw robbie poking sasuke in the head. He looked like he was about to lose his temper. That is until I glared at him.
"Touch her you die." Was all I said. Kakashi turned to me.
"Sam be nice or I'll take away your iPod." he threatened. I paled and fell to my knees.
"NO I PROMISE ILL BE GOOD ANYTHING BUT THAT!" The others were looking at us like we were crazy.
"umm....I need to go robbie has a play date with shiro." I grabbed robbie and teleported directly into his apartment. This is not the first time.
"KURO ROBBIE IS HERE...OH AND SO AM I!" I honestly forgot about myself. I watched as kuro came out brushing his teeth. He took one look at us and walked back Into his bathroom.
Robbie ran right into shiros room and I could hear the exited squeals. I couldn't help but chuckle.
"ALRIGHT ILL PICK HER UP IN A FEW HOURS HAVE FUN OH AND IM TAKING YOU OUT TO EAT LATER! BYE!" I teleported back home before kuro could do anything. I came home to a pissed off kakashi and a still black Ibiki.
"Im in trouble aren't I."
Two nods.
"Welp....only one thing to do." I jumped out the window.
"I REGRET NOTHING!"