mcfchart: jesus where you at
jesusnavas: i'm in heaven you son of a bitch
mcfchart: the almighty lord does not curse
jesusnavas: i'm coming you jackass just wait
mcfchart: i still wonder why you're parents named you jesus
jesusnavas: because i'm the king of everything
mcfchart: you're a douchey king though
jesusnavas: piss of mate
mcfchart: we're visiting clarissa in a few hours you better start being nice
jesusnavas: wait we're visiting today?
mcfchart: of course you piece of shit we don't have the whole year
jesusnavas: how many days are we in cali?
mcfchart: a week
jesusnavas: we have lots of time
mcfchart: joe wants to explore
jesusnavas: seriously
mcfchart: yeah and while i explore california you go explore clari's body
jesusnavas: dude you're fucked up
mcfchart: be happy i didn't say vagina
jesusnavas: joe you need jesus
mcfchart: i don't need you
jesusnavas: okay so we're visiting today?
mcfchart: no we're visiting next year
jesusnavas: dude
mcfchart: yes we're visiting today
mcfchart: where does she love
jesusnavas: hazard's ass apparently
mcfchart: he does have a nice ass
jesusnavas: #nohomo
mcfchart: okay since she's mad at you, i'll ask her where she lives
jesusnavas: okay
mcfchart: the message ain't sending did the bitch block me too
jesusnavas: what's the status of the message
mcfchart: uh it's breathing??????
jesusnavas: no you dumbass what does it say?
mcfchart: "yo clar what's your address"
jesusnavas: no i mean does it say d, s, or ...?
mcfchart: or what?
jesusnavas: ...
mcfchart: ????
jesusnavas: THAT IS IT ....
mcfchart: oh lmao it says s
jesusnavas: oh it means she has no internet
mcfchart: okay
jesusnavas: i'm excited
mcfchart: aww that's cute
jesusnavas: ha ha ha ha
mcfchart: okay it's delivered
jesusnavas: and now we wait
mcfchart: yo you want starbucks?
jesusnavas: yes please
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#brotp even though they might not be this close irl
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kik (jesus navas)
Fanfiction❝from a stranger to someone i can't stop thinking about.❞
