jesusnavas: CLARISSA
woodyinhoe: what
jesusnavas: i need your help
woodyinhoe: with what
jesusnavas: there's this girl
woodyinhoe: you're 29
jesusnavas: there's this woman
woodyinhoe: okay .....
jesusnavas: and i really like her
woodyinhoe: yeah keep going
jesusnavas: but she's taken
woodyinhoe: what the fuck
jesusnavas: and i want to date her
woodyinhoe: what the hell
jesusnavas: what
woodyinhoe: she's taken
jesusnavas: i'm jesus navas
woodyinhoe: okay and so ????
jesusnavas: i can get whoever i want
woodyinhoe: wow that's really cocky of you
jesusnavas: help me
woodyinhoe: jesus, she's taken
jesusnavas: i don't care
woodyinhoe: lmao
jesusnavas: what do i do ?
woodyinhoe: idk
jesusnavas: ugh fine i'll change girl
woodyinhoe: wow that's really offensive
jesusnavas: what
woodyinhoe: you actually think you can get whoever you want with a snap ???? or something ????
jesusnavas: yeah
woodyinhoe: well whatever
jesusnavas: are you weirded out by that ?
woodyinhoe: yes
jesusnavas: okay, i'll stop doing that then
woodyinhoe: woah really ???
jesusnavas: yeah, for you
woodyinhoe: aw shucks i'm flattered
jesusnavas: i'll do it the old fashioned way
woodyinhoe: mhm ???
jesusnavas: yeah, i'll ask her out then i'll fuck her right in the pussy
woodyinhoe: omF YOU'RE BAD INFLUENCE
jesusnavas: AHAHAHAHA I'M JUST JOKING
woodyinhoe: psh whatever
jesusnavas: but seriously though, i'll start being a real gentleman
woodyinhoe: nice :) anyways, i have to go
jesusnavas: bye clarissa
woodyinhoe: talk to you soon
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they're actually bonding omf
