jesusnavas: CLARISSA
woodyinhoe: ya ????
jesusnavas: i'm bored
woodyinhoe: ok so what am i supposed to do
jesusnavas: entertain me motherfucker
woodyinhoe: chill man you're named after jesus for a reason
jesusnavas: can you make me pancakes
woodyinhoe: ok hold on let me just fly to spain
jesusnavas: you'd do that for me?
woodyinhoe: i work in a coffee shoppe for a living
jesusnavas: really?
woodyinhoe: not everyone is as rich as you
jesusnavas: i'll help you earn money
woodyinhoe: how ????
jesusnavas: idk i'll send you money
woodyinhoe: no that's not okay
jesusnavas: but i'm willing to help a friend
woodyinhoe: it's okay jesus
jesusnavas: aw, alright. but if you change your mind, i'm right here
woodyinhoe: thanks :)
jesusnavas: anything for you princess
woodyinhoe: did you just
jesusnavas: isn't there a princess names clarissa?
woodyinhoe: what
jesusnavas: yeah the one who wears a blue gown?
woodyinhoe: uh ?????
jesusnavas: the bitch who lost her fucking glass shoe
woodyinhoe: it's cinderella !!!
jesusnavas: ohhhhh
woodyinhoe: seriously ?????
jesusnavas: not everyone is perfect clari
woodyinhoe: pfft whatever
jesusnavas: you're annoying
woodyinhoe: stop talking about yourself !!!!!1!11!!2!2!22!
jesusnavas: ugh brb i'm gonna eat my pancakes
woodyinhoe: awww wittle jesus finally wearned how to make a pwancake
jesusnavas: piss off
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