Bleach

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"Ok spikey, orange hair? I must be in bleach" I say staring at Ichigo.

"What did you say girl?" He yells at me.

"Hey Ichigo, cute name by the way" I smile at him. Oh man I think I hit a nerve because he looks super angry. My hit at his name ended with a hit to my head.

"Watch it, you may give me brain damage" I complain.

"You probably already have some" he snorts.

"You asked for it bro" I pull out Artemis and take a swing at him. He jumps back surprised.

"Where did you get that scythe from?"

"Yuki, now nevermind that let me cut your head off"

"Why would I let you do that?" He yells. I stop in my tracks this is boring.

"Hey how bout we kill Kon together?" I ask.

"I think I'm starting to like you" he replies.

"Well I am the presidant of the sexy sea turtle club, how could you not like me?" I say vainly and everyone sweat drops.

"I'm joking... Just not about being the presidant of the sexy sea turtle club" I mumble.

"Onee-chan" A very familiar lion toy jumped at my chest.

"You pervy cat" I grab him by the head and squeeze.

"Ow ow that hurts" Kon complains.

"I hope it does" I say my eyes glowing red as I throw him towards Ichigo.

"Your turn" I yell. I hear the tearing of fabric.

"And that my dearies was the last we ever heard of Kon the mod soul" I nod.

"Thanks Kei" Rukia places her hand on my shoulder.

"Just wanted to save woman kind from another pervert" I say with a pokerface. Sometimes I wonder how I come up with all the stupid things I say.

Byakuya walks up.

"Come Rukia, it's time to go" he instructs and I stick out my arm so Rukia can't get past.

"You are a horrible brother, you know that right?" I tell him. He glares at me.

You know what I haven't used in awhile, my chara. Well time to try it again. ANIME CROSSOVER, TOTES MY GOATS.

"How about a fight?" I ask Byakuya.

"I doubt you could win" he sniffs all snooty like.

"Let's see, Heart unlock" Oh yes the chara change, you have been waiting for it's awesomeness I know, I've deprived you of your shoujo i'm sorry.

"Demon queen" I announce. Why do we always announce our names, has noone ever thought it was wierd? Byakuya draws his sword. He may be fast but I'm smarter. I would say faster but I am just a mere turtle so yeah. He breaks my glasses.

"I liked that pair to" I groan as my glasses slip off my face. I raise my scythe just as he goes to take another swipe. His sword splits in half.

"No one and I mean no one breaks my glasses, You can pay for a new pair" I punch him in the face.

"You are a worthy foe" he concludes.

"No you are weak, now go buy me some new glasses, oh and some soup, I want soup" I call after him as he walks off.

I smile at renji but he scurries off like a mouse. Aww I wanted to tease him bout his wierd eyebrows. Gin walks up and I hit him.

"You are creepy, all you do is smile and it's creepy" I jump into Ichigo's arms.

"Save me from my creepy man" I plead.

"Arn't you a demon queen?" He asks.

"Yeah but daym Gin is a creepo" I scream before jumping through one of my portals. Gin is creepy ok? I was gonna leave anyway so why not when the creepy guy comes along?

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Ok so we have Bleach, I have only seen season 1. I shall continue after watching (looks at list of anime) ok after that nice list I have to watch. I hope you guys like this chapter. Oh yeah and don't be shy, Should I start another fanfic. It won't be like this where I switch every chapter it will be based on one anime. I just want to see if people think it's a good idea. Well sayonara till next time my munchkins.

Kei-chan

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