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Russia's dare (p.7)

Russia: "I dare you to wear a maid dress." Well fuck. *Puts on kawaii maid dress*

*Canada falls from chair*
*America spits coke*
China: that's not the weirdest thing I've seen. *Sips tea*
Russia: *blushes from embarrassment* s-shut up...

Japan: *gasps* your so kawaii Russia-san!
Russia: I will strangle you.
Japan: aww don't be so mean Russia-san!
Canada: *giggles* Japan I have an idea! *Whispers in ear*
Japan: *gasps* yes!!
*Canada and Japan run away*
Russia: "what the fuck..?"
*They come back in maid dresses*
America: WHAT THE FUCK? AHAHAHA!!! *wheezes*
Canada: oh your doing this too!! *Grabs America*
America: AAAAHHHH NOOOO!!!
Japan: AHAHAHAHA!!
*America, Canada and Japan come back in maid dresses*
Russia: *spits vodka and blushes* u-uh....
Canada: Nyah~! *Wheezes*
Japan: Oni-chan~! *Wheezes and cries*
America: Mh~ *falls to the ground of laughter*
Canada: I CANT BREATH!! *Wheezes*
Japan: *sits on the ground* Yamete coudasai~! *Wheezes*
America: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Japan: Canada I dare you to go up to Russia and act all cute. *smirks*
Canada: bet! *Walks up to Russia*
Russia: "finally I'm out of that stupid maid dress..."
Canada: *grabs Russia's arm* Russia-chan~!
*Holds laughter in*
*Japan and America are giggling in the distance*
Russia:*blushes a lot* u-uh..
Canada: *does the kitty girl pose (you know the one)* nyah~!
Russia: *faints with a nose bleed*
Canada:*wheezes*

(They are fucking crazy..)
-UN