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Canada's dare (p.1)

Canada: "i dare you to kiss Russia on the cheek then slap him." Hm. That's strange... Ok!
*Walks over to Russia*
Russia: what?
*Canada kisses him on the cheek*
Russia: u-uh.. *blushes furiously*
Canada: *whispers* sorry!
*Canada slaps Russia on the cheek*
Russia: what the hell?!
Canada: I'm sorry! It was a dare!!
Russia: the kiss too?
Canada: yeah?
Russia: oh. Just..
Don't do it again ok? *Walks away*
Canada: w-... Huh..? "He's not gonna hit me?"
America: what. The. Fuck.
Canada:*squeals* ITSNOTWHATYOUTHINKITWASADARE!!!
America: it better have been. *Sips Pepsi*

(I am so confused...)

-UN