UN: Russia my... Comrade!
Russia: da?
UN: "shit... I'm dead." We have a question for you.
Russia:*sighs* fine.
UN: promise you won't hurt me?
Russia: no promises.
UN: o-ok... *Puts Canada and America on speed dial*
UN: so the question is.. why do you act differently when you're around Canada?
Russia: in what way?
UN: well you actually listen to me and your kind to him...
Russia: because...
UN: Russia you can trust me, I won't tell anyone.
Russia: I still fear him a bit.. in WW2, I remember my father had one of his generals answer a question. The question was; what country would you not want to fight? He answered "the Canadians, they are ruthless and savage. Not only that, but their unpredictable." Even my father feared him.
Plus, that boy can push way over his weight when it comes to war. Heck, they have a hard time having enough uniforms I'd they asked their people to help in a war.
UN: oh my... That's.. wow.. I'm in shock..
Russia: yeah...
UN: are their any other reasons?
Russia: OH WOULD YA LOOK AT THE TIME I GOTTA GO!! *Runs away*
UN: ok that's weird...
(GUYS YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME ASK HIM HIS CRUSH IM TO IMPATIENT)
-UN
Translations:
Russian:
Da = yes
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