UN: America! We need you again!
America: YEAH YEAH CALM DOWN!!!
UN: but your the one who's screaming.... Anyways, we have a question for you.
America: what is it bro?
UN: who are you dating?
*America becomes super red*
America: d-dating? I'm not dating anyone...
UN:well do you like someone?
Canada:HE DOES!!
Australia: YE MATE!!!
America: SHUT UP!!!!
UN:who do you like?
America: NO ONEEEEE!!!
NZ: he likes Japan.
*Japan falls from chair*
America: KIWIIII!!!!!
NZ: well I should probably run. *Runs away*
America: GET BACK HERE!!!! *chases NZ*
UN: huh... I thought he would like someone like Russia...
America: I HATE THAT COMMIE!!! WE ARE FUCKIN ENEMIES YA DUMBASS!!!!
Russia: I don't like America.
UN:the who do you like?
*Russia chocks on his vodka and blushes*
Russia: OH WOULD YA LOOK AT THE TIME I GOTTA GO *runs away*
NZ: well that was weird...
Canada: you should probably run Kiwi.
Australia: yeah. See ya later mate!
America: NEW ZEALANDDD!!!!!!
NZ: well shit. *Runs*
(Well that was fun. But I didn't know Russia had a crush... If you guys want to know, just ask in the questions and dares section " questions!")
-UN
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