Russia: "i dare you to slap America." Oh hell yeah.
UN: now now Russia, it's slap not kill ok?
Russia: yeah yeah. *Grins evily*
Russia: COMING IN HOT FATASS!!
America: wh-AAAAHHHH!!
*Jumps in the air, spins and slaps America making him fly to the wall*
UN: RUSSIA ITS SLAP NOT KILL!!
Russia: he's not dead!... I think...
UN: America?
America: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?!
Russia: it was a dare! *Says mockingly*
America: I fucking hate you.
Russia: then we have shared feelings.
UN: ok ok let's not start WW3!
Canada: I'm not gonna ask...
NZ: better not...
(That was agressive but not agressive? Maybe this whole situation was passive agressive...)
-UN
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