Russia's dare (p.2)

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Russia: "i dare you to... Drink 25 bottles of vodka." Really? That's so easy. UN!
UN: Russia I already told you you can't decide who I ask their cr-
Russia! Not that!! I need you to get me 25 bottles of vodka for a dare.
UN: you know what? I'm not gonna ask... Here.
*Gives 25 bottles of vodka*
Russia: where did you... Get this?
UN: don't ask.
Poland: WHERE DID MY VODKA GO?!
Russia: oh... Anyways, *chugs first two bottles*
UN: uh Russia... Maybe slow down..?
Russia: I have been drinking for hundreds of years UN, I think I know what I'm doing.

*After Russia drinks all 25 bottles*
UN: Russia..? Are you ok?
Russia: *giggles drunkly* yep! Oh china~!
*Hugs china*
China:*gags* oh my god... UN get him off of me.
UN: *sighs*
Russia: but why? We are bestiesss... *Giggles*
UN: Russia why don't you come sit down?
Russia: Oki! *Jumps into couch and falls asleep.
China: I'm not gonna ask.

(Welp, I'm not too sure what to say...)

-UN

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