UN: "hey Germany? May you please come see me for a second?"
Germany: "sure." *Walks to UN*
UN: so, I have a question for you, take a seat.
*Sits*
UN: "so Germany, do you have a best friend?"
Germany: "I do."
UN: "may I know who?"
Germany: "well I am close with France. Maybe Japan or Italy too."
*America runs into the room*
America: "HELP RUSSIA'S TRYIN TO KILL MEEEEEE!!!"
*UN sighs*
UN: "thank you for your time Germany but I have to go take care of things..."
Germany: "my pleasure."
UN: "RUSSIA PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN!!"
Canada: America what did you do?
America:ITS NOT ME YOU GODDAMN TREE HUGGER THAT PSYCHO RUSSIAN STARTED IT!!!
UK: 5 bucks says America started it.
France: I'll take that bet.
Russia: THAT FAT AMERICAN SAID THAT I WAS COMMUNIST!!
*France gives UK five dollars*
Germany: *sips coffee*
America:WELL YOU ARE!!
Russia: IM NOT!!
*Belarus Grabes Russia and Canada Grabes America*
Canada: calm down the both of you eh?
Belarus: brother calm down!!
America: YOU FUCKING COMMIE!!!
Russia: OH THATS IT!! *tackles America to the ground*
*Canada drop kicks Russia*
Canada: NO FIGHTING!! NOT NOW!! I AM TRYING TO FUCKING DRINK MY TIM HORTONS!!
Russia: *grumbles* jeez... So agressive...
Canada: WHAT WAS THAT? YOU WANNA SEE AGRESSIVE??? ESTI DE TABARNAC!!
*pulls out hockey stick*
Germany: *sips coffee again*
UN:OK THATS ENOUGH!! *Teleports America and Canada to a different room*
America: *wheezes* ya got balls maple!
Canada: shut up oil-shitter.
America: why so mean?! *Sobs*
(Basically I had to break up the fight... Yeah. Don't worry, no one's gonna nuke eachother, they agreed not to... For now...)
-UN
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