UN: hey Canada!
Canada: Wais?
UN: we have another question for you!
Canada: oh mon dieu j'en ait beaucoup moi..
UN: so the question is, who is your favorite province?
Canada: well... I love them all in different ways...
UN: do you love one more than the others?
Canada: *turns head to camera* your my favorite province!
UN: what...? Oh I see what you did there.. good one.
Canada: but if I am truthful, I don't have a favorite, they are all special to me and they all hold a different place in my heart.
UN: *tears up* that's so sweet Canada!
Québec: tabarnac I swear I was gonna be the favorite...
Ontario: not gonna lie I thought I was the only one here...
Nunavut: shut up you pale face fucker.
Alberta: isn't that a bit racist..?
Québec: nah it's only when white people say it.
(So that was very wholesome!! I can't wait for more crush questions though... We have some in mind but we just need you guys to ask for it!)
-UN
Translations:
French:
Wais? = Yes?
oh mon dieu j'en ait beaucoup moi = oh my god I have a lot eh..?
Tabarnac = (it depends in the phrase) fuck
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