UN: America! We have a question for you!
America: Finally! What is it?
UN: do you like being the strongest country in the world?
America: HELL YEAH!
UN: so you mind telling us why?
America: well, it's a big advantage for me and my allies, especially that tree hugger over there that NEVER BUYS NEW EQUIPMENT!!
Canada: I JUST BOUGHT 15 FRIGATES!!
America: yeah yeah... But it's also very useful since the rest of the world fears me.
AND ITS SO FUCKING FUN!!
UN: America please... Try to keep it PG?
America: P what?
UN: nevermind... Just try not to swear?
America: no can do bro! Now I'm gonna go shoot some beer bottles and rob a Walmart!
*Runs away*
UN: what the hell...?
(I'm not sure if America ended up robbing Walmart or not but let's hope he doesn't get arrested... Actually it might be useful if he does....)
-UN
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