Ahsoka: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Anakin: No... well, their slowness.
Ahsoka: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Ahsoka: Now I have a plan.
Ahsoka: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
Anakin: *chokes on something*
Ahsoka: Jeez, Anakin, don't die on us.
Anakin: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
Anakin: ARE YOU-
Ahsoka: kriffing
Anakin: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Ahsoka: kriffing
Anakin: IDIOT!
Rex: .... what was that?
Ahsoka: Obi wan banned Anakin from swearing so I'm helping him out
Ahsoka, pointing to the wall: what colour is this?
Obi wan: grey
Rex: grey
Cody: grey
Ahsoka, turning to Anakin: now tell them what colour you think it is
Anakin: dark white
maul in the phantom menace: *has two lines*
maul in literally everything else: *will not shut up*
Ahsoka: [sharpens knife] We've got ways of making people talk
Ahsoka: [cuts piece of cake]
Maul: ...can I have some?
Ahsoka: cake is for talkers
anakin: there's nothing you can say that can hurt me
Obi wan: there is, anakin sandwalker
anakin: stOP HURTING ME
Barriss: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
Ahsoka: holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does it for me
Anakin: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Obi wan: Even more humiliating than-
Anakin: Let's not do this
Anakin: wait here
Ahsoka: yes, you go down the dark hallway alone and I'll wait here in the dark room alone
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Short StoryI have now spend countless hours on those generator so i will put them here because it's FUNNY :p DISCLAIMER: I don't own Star Wars or its characters. No art is mine unless I say otherwise.
