Obi-wan: Master Qui gon, can I talk to you for a second?
Qui gon: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Satine are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Obi-wan: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
Ahsoka: Why are Obi wan and Duchess Satine sitting with their backs to each other?
Anakin: They had a fight.
Ahsoka: Then why are they holding hands?
Anakin: They get sad when they fight.
Anakin: Why do you look like that?
Obi wan, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Anakin: Like you're dead.
Obi wan: It's because I'm dying. Leave me here to perish.
Padmé: Obi wan accidentally called Satine "babe" in front of everyone today.
Obi wan: *sobs into the floor*
Anakin: *sees Obi wan and Satine together*
Anakin: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Padmé: You mean... you ship them?
Anakin: Why are your tongues purple?
Obi-wan: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Satine: I had a red one.
Anakin: oh.
Anakin:
Anakin: OH.
Ahsoka:
Ahsoka: You drank eachothers slushies?
Anakin: Hey Satine, wanna third wheel on my date with Padmé tomorrow?
Satine: Sure.
Anakin: Obi wan! Wanna third wheel on my date with Padmé tomorrow?
Anakin: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Satine & Obi wan: ...
Padmé: Anakin...
Anakin: Where is Duchess Satine?
Obi wan: Don't worry, I'll find her.
Obi wan, shouting: Mandolore is a violent planet!
Satine, distantly: That's not true! We are not violent person!
Obi wan: Found her.
Obi wan: Wow, Satine, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Satine: We literally slept together yesterday.
Obi wan: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Obi-wan: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Satine: Well it's actually a class, but unfortunately it's full right now.
Satine: Would you like me to tutor you?
Anakin: That was smooth.
Obi wan: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Satine: That's great, Obi wan. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Satine: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Obi wan: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Satine: Holy moly-
Satine: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free tea.
Obi wan: Marry me.
Obi wan: I owe you one.
Satine: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
Obi wan: That was so hot, Duchess.
Obi wan: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Satine: I'm so in love with you.
Satine: Hey, Obi wan, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Obi wan: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Satine: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Obi wan: Can't really say I have.
Satine: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Obi wan: Sorry, Satine. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
Satine: My hands are cold.
Obi wan: Here, let me hold them.
Satine: My lips are cold too.
Obi wan: *covers Satine's mouth with their hand*
Satine: I'm in love with you.
Obi wan: We called off the prank war last night at midnight.
Satine: I know.
Obi wan: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Short StoryI have now spend countless hours on those generator so i will put them here because it's FUNNY :p DISCLAIMER: I don't own Star Wars or its characters. No art is mine unless I say otherwise.
