Ahsoka, turning to Anakin: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
Anakin, trying to comfort Ahsoka: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of wanting to kill tusken raiders? I've been there.
Anakin: Who the fuck-
Obi wan: Language!
Anakin: Whom the fuck-
Obi wan: No.
Obi wan, answering the phone: Hello?
Anakin: It's Anakin.
Obi wan: What did they do this time?
Anakin: No, it's me, Anakin. It's actually me.
Obi wan: What did you do this time?
Obi wan: Do you want some tea?
Anakin: What are the options?
Obi wan: Yes or no.
Anakin: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Obi wan: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Obi wan, gesturing to Anakin and Ahsoka fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
Anakin: Obi wan-
Obi wan: *sighs* Satine used to call me Obi wan...
Anakin: ...Because it's your fucking name.
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Short StoryI have now spend countless hours on those generator so i will put them here because it's FUNNY :p DISCLAIMER: I don't own Star Wars or its characters. No art is mine unless I say otherwise.
