Anakin: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Ahsoka: That's why I carry two swords.
Ahsoka: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Obi wan, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Ahsoka:
Anakin: fsh
Anakin: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
obi wan:
obi wan: anakin, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
anakin: * Sips coffee from bowl*
Anakin: I told Obi wan their ears flush when they lie.
Ahsoka: Why?
Anakin: Look.
Anakin: Hey Obi wan! Do you love us?
Obi wan, covering their ears: No.
Ahsoka: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Anakin: They do.
Obi wan: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Rex, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Ahsoka, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Anakin, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Obi wan, trembling: What are we playing
Anakin: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Ahsoka: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Obi wan: Wasn't Anakin with you?
Anakin: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Anakin: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Ahsoka: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
Store Worker: Would a Master Obi wan Kenobi please come to the front desk?
Obi wan, arriving at the desk: Hello there, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Anakin and Ahsoka
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Anakin and Ahsoka, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Obi wan: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
Obi wan: WHY. why did you give Anakin a KNIFE?!
Qui gon: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Obi wan: Now I feel unsafe!
Qui gon: I'm sorry.
Qui gon: ... would you like a knife?
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Short StoryI have now spend countless hours on those generator so i will put them here because it's FUNNY :p DISCLAIMER: I don't own Star Wars or its characters. No art is mine unless I say otherwise.
