Obi-wan Kenobi: My Padawan is not THAT dramatic.
Anakin enters the council room carrying Ahsoka, the circle of life playing, lifting Ahsoka a light shines on her: Master, behold. My padawan.
Mace Windu: You were saying.
Obi-wan: Look at my face.
Anakin: Okay?
Obi-wan: No no, keep looking.
Anakin: I am looking!!!!
Obi-wan: No you're not. Look harder.
Anakin: Is there a point to this?
Obi-wan: Yes. So look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face.
Anakin: Alright! I am!!!!
Obi-wan: Does it look like I give a Kriff?
Obi wan: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Ahsoka: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Anakin: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ahsoka, learn to listen.
Rex: What if it bites itself and I die?
Anakin: That's voodoo.
Cody: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Obi wan: That's correlation, not causation.
Ahsoka: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Anakin: That's kinky.
Obi wan: Oh my God.
Obi wan: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Cody: Have everyone stand.
Ahsoka: Bring three more chairs!
Rex: The most important ones can sit down.
Anakin: Kill three.
Obi wan: Good morning.
Cody: Good morning.
Rex: Good morning.
Ahsoka: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Anakin: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Cody: Where's General Kenobi, General Skywalker, and Commander Tano?
Rex: They're playing hide and seek.
Cody: Where?
Rex: I don't think you get how this game works.
Ahsoka: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Padmé: >:O language
Anakin: OKAY WHO TAUGHT AHSOKA THE FUCK WORD?
Obi wan: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Anakin: Oh my god they censored it
Ahsoka: Say fuck, Master Kenobi.
Anakin: Do it, Obi wan. Say fuck.
Anakin: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Obi wan: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Anakin: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Ahsoka: Actually I did the math, Obi wan would have $225, not $0.15.
Obi wan: Fam I'm right here....
Plo koon: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Ahsoka: while you're there could you buy me an apple juice please?
Plo koon: Sorry I only have a dollar
Ahsoka: :(
Rex: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Obi wan would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Plo koon: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice
Ahsoka: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Rex: Yeah and they want soda and apple juice
Ahsoka: Appl3 juice to what
Anakin: Directly to the forehead
Obi wan: Great chat everyone
Anakin: Rules are made to be broken.
Obi wan: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Ahsoka: Uh, piñatas.
Rex: Glow sticks.
Cody: Karate boards.
Anakin: Rules.
Obi wan:
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Short StoryI have now spend countless hours on those generator so i will put them here because it's FUNNY :p DISCLAIMER: I don't own Star Wars or its characters. No art is mine unless I say otherwise.
