Ahsoka: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Obi wan: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Anakin: Smad.
Anakin: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Obi wan: Person A no.
Ahsoka: Mistlefoe.
Obi wan: Please stop encouraging them.
Ahsoka: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Obi wan: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Ahsoka: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Anakin: Edible.
Ahsoka, talking to Anakin: Well Master, whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would Anakin do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Anakin: ...
Obi wan, from the distance: They're not wrong though!
Kidnapper: We have your child
Obi-wan: I don't have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Obi-wan: Oh god, you have Anakin
Obi wan: Ah, Hello there. We really need to stop meeting like this.
General Grievous: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
Obi wan: Ahsoka, gather the others. We need to have another Anakin-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Anakin: And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.
Anakin, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?
Ahsoka: Blue flavor!
Anakin: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?
Ahsoka: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!
Anakin: Blue is not a flavor!
Ahsoka: BLUE FLAVOR!
Anakin:Padmé, you love me, right?
Padmé: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
Padmé: Is something burning?
Anakin, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Padmé: Anakin, the toaster is literally on fire.
Padmé: Look, last night was a mistake.
Anakin: A sexy mistake.
Padmé: No, just a regular mistake.
Padmé: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Anakin: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
Count Dooku: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Obi-wan, patting them on the back: Well, don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
Anakin, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Obi-wan: Tea.
Anakin: Wrong. It's coffee.
Obi-wan: This is a bad idea.
Anakin: Then why are you coming along?
Obi-wan: Someone has to get your injured ass home.
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Short StoryI have now spend countless hours on those generator so i will put them here because it's FUNNY :p DISCLAIMER: I don't own Star Wars or its characters. No art is mine unless I say otherwise.
