Obi-Wan: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Anakin: But... what if something else happens? Just this one time?
Anakin: By the way, if you ever talk crap about my loved ones again I'll kill you.
Anakin, laughing: I'm sorry, that sounded like a joke!
Anakin: I will actually kill you.
Anakin: I love disasters.
Ahsoka: Self love is a healthy thing.
anakin: are you suggesting i occasionally stray from the rulebook?
obi-wan: i am suggesting you don't even own a copy of the rulebook.
obi-wan: and if you had one, then you certainly never opened it.
anakin: if there is credit to take, i will humbly take it. but if there is blame, it's obi-wan's fault.
Obi-Wan: You're an idiot.
Anakin: That's the charm.
Kit Fisto: [picks up younglings] Grab the small ones first! Their tiny legs are useless!
Anakin:
Anakin: [looks at Ahsoka]
Ahsoka: Don't you fucking dare!
anakin: i have good news and bad news. which do you want to hear first?
obi-wan: the good news?
anakin:
anakin: well, the good news is that i probably won't ever be doing it again.
Ahsoka: What do you want with Anakin Skywalker?
Maul: Well, I nearly ran over him when he was a child and I wanted to apologise
Anakin: Ahsoka isn't answering to their phone
Rex: I'll call
Anakin: Obi wan and I have both tried more than six times each, what makes you think-
Ahsoka: hello?
Anakin, throwing a pokeball at Person F: Obi wan, I choose you!
Obi wan, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
Litteraly everyone after episode 15, season 4: Didn't you die?!
Obi wan: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
Satine: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Obi wan: AS ENEMIES?!
Satine:
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
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ContoI have now spend countless hours on those generator so i will put them here because it's FUNNY :p DISCLAIMER: I don't own Star Wars or its characters. No art is mine unless I say otherwise.
