Stan's POV:
I hear my phone buzz and open Snapchat.
Kyl3: who tf r u?
ThatOneDude16: doesn't matter
Kyl3: it does
ThatOneDude16: y
Kyl3: cuz idk who tf u are
U prob know me
So who tf ru
ThatOneDude16: well I go to the same school as u so u already know who I am
Kyl3: the problem is that I don't know who u are
U could be anyone in my school
ThatOneDude16: whatever
Stop being fussy
Kyl3: stfu bitch
ThatOneDude16: damn that was harsh
Kyl3: I haven't had any friends in 2 years
Don't expect me to cling to u like a stupid puppy
ThatOneDude16: ik u don't have friends
that can change u kno
Kyl3: I don't want friends
U don't know what happened to my last friendship
What he doesn't know is that I know exactly what happened to his last friendship. I was there. I can't tell him now though. I have to know more about him so I can become friends with him again. Things would just be better.
ThatOneDude16: what I don't know can't hurt me
Idc what happened to ur last friend
Kyl3: I almost killed him
Changed ur mind?
Wait. No no no. Kyle wanted to kill me? I'm just gonna take a second to recollect my thoughts and...
WHAT?!
Okay... great. Kyle wanted to kill me at one point. That's amazing. I take a second to calm down.
ThatOneDude16: holy shit that guy must've been annoying
Kyl3: oh ur here
I thought you were gonna kys
ThatOneDude16: nope
Nothing kills me
Kyl3: really? Give me ur address and I can test that
ThatOneDude16: too far dude
threatening shouldn't be that harsh
Kyl3: I can kill you
ThatOneDude16: can we stray away from the death and murder please
Kyl3: ok
ThatOneDude16: so u live in South Park
What do u do in this shithole
Kyl3: not much
I go out sometimes
The usual stuff
ThatOneDude16: where do u go out
Kyl3: mall or cinema
ThatOneDude16: do u go with ur family or just on ur own
YOU ARE READING
Secret (Stan x Kyle | South Park)
FanfictionKyle is 16, and Stan is 17, and of course they've grown distant (like any Style fanfic ever 🙄). They don't talk anymore. Kyle was extremely close to revealing his secret, and knew he'd have to break away from Stan, to protect himself and keep his p...
