[The screen shows McQueen and Maddie, covered with little bits of cactus around them, as they continue pulling Bessie along the road to fix it after the second pack of asphalt is filled, while "Find Yourself" is playing.]
Lightning McQueen: Turn right to go left. Guess what. We tried it. You know what? This crazy thing happened... we went right!
Lizzie: You two keep talking to yourselves, people will think you two are crazy!
Maddie McWilliams: Thanks for the tip.
Lizzie: What? I wasn't talking to you two!
[Then the screen shows Luigi and Guido as they decorate their store. Luigi is cleaning the windows from inside while Guido is holding two rollers dipped in green paint from two trays and paints the wall beneath the windows. Sally and Pippa then comes to them.]
Sally Carrera: Oh, Guido, e bellissimo!
Guido: Che cosa?
Pippa: It looks great! This is great!
Guido: Ti piace, eh? Si, si, bellissimo.
[Luigi then comes out, happy on Sally's and Pippa's comments. Meanwhile, Mater uses his hook to get the "Tow Mater Towing & Salvage" sign upright.]
Tow Mater: [groans as he pulls his sign upright, then passes gas] Oh, Lord! [Then the sign tilts to the other side. Mater laughs] Huh?
Sheriff: Mater! I need you to watch the prisoners tonight.
Tow Mater: Well, Dad Gum! Wait a minute, what if they try to run again?
Sheriff: Just let them run outta gas and tow them on back. But keep an eye on them.
Tow Mater: Yes, sir! [closes one eye, and keeps the other open] Unh!
[Sheriff sighs and drives away]
Lightning McQueen: While we're stuck here paving this stinking road, Chick's in California schmoozing Dinoco. My Dinoco! [feels something] WHOA WHOA WHOA! Who's touching us?! [Guido then pops up beside them. He was spinning each of McQueen's and Maddie's tires to get the cactus bits off them, and uses a spray can on the tires.]
Luigi: You two have a slow leak. Guido, he fix. You two make a such a nice new road. You two come to my shop. Luigi take a good care of you two. Even though you two not a Ferrari. [to McQueen and Maddie] You two buy four tires each, I give you two a full size spare absolutely free!
Maddie McWilliams: Look, we get all our tires for free.
Luigi: [chuckles and gasps] I like both of your style, Eu? You two drive the hard bargain. Okay, Luigi make you two a new deal. You two buy one tire, I give you two three for free! [The screen shows Sally and Pippa watching them, then they turn around to see Flo amazed with Ramone cleaning a fence around a house beside Ramone's House of Body Art.]
Flo: Aw... Would you look at that? Ramone, Ramone!
Ramone: [chuckles]
Luigi: Then Luigi make you two a new deal.
[Sally Carrera and Pippa then look towards Red cleaning the Leaning Tower of Tires with his water, while McQueen, Maddie, and Luigi continue talking.]
Lightning McQueen: No, no, no, no. Deal us out. Pass. No, thank you. [The screen then shows McQueen, Maddie, Luigi, and Guido.]
Luigi: No, no, no, no, no. This is it, my last offer. You two buy one tire, I give you two 7-a snow tire for all free! Done. You two interested, you two call me. You two know where I am.
[Luigi and Guido then leave. McQueen and Maddie exhale deeply. Suddenly, a burst of water is shot out at McQueen and Maddie, causing most of the cactus pieces on them to come off.]
Maddie McWilliams: Stop! Let us--! [Then the water stops, as McQueen and Maddie cough. The screen then turns around to show Sally Carrera, Pippa, and Red, who was shooting water at McQueen and Maddie to get them clean.]
Sally Carrera: [noticing a cactus piece on McQueen's and Maddie's hoods] Oh, Red! You missed a spot, see it right there? On the hoods right there.
Lightning McQueen: No, no!
[Red then starts shooting water at McQueen and Maddie again, struggling to get the cactus piece off McQueen's and Maddie's hoods.]
Maddie McWilliams: NO! Stop! Stop! That cold! Help! Please stop! [Finally, the cactus piece comes off, and Red stops. McQueen and Maddie cough and sputter]
Pippa: Thanks, Red. [Red then leaves.]
Lightning McQueen: What was that for?!
Sally Carrera: Do you two wanna stay at the Cozy Cone or what?
Maddie McWilliams: Huh?
Pippa: And if you two do, you two gotta be clean. 'Cause even here in hillibilly hell we have standards.
Lightning McQueen: What, we--? We don't get it.
Sally Carrera: Nothing we just thought we'd say thank you two for doing a great job. So we'd thought I'd let you two stay with me. I mean, not with me! But there. Not with me there, but there in your own Cozy Cones. And I'd be in our cones, and it's...
Maddie McWilliams: Wait. Wait, you two are being nice to us.
Pippa: I mean if you two want to stay at the dirty impound, thats, thats fine. You two know, I understand you criminal types.
Lightning McQueen: No, no, no, no. That's okay. Yeah, the Cozy Cone. [looks at the Cozy Cone Motel]
Sally Carrera: Eu, it's newly refurbished.
Maddie McWilliams: [chuckles] Yeah, it's like a clever little twist the motel's made out of caution cones, which, of course, cars usually try to avoid, now we're gonna stay in them. [chuckles] That's funny.
Pippa: Figure that all out on your own, did you? [reverses and turns around, drives back to the motel] Cone number one and two, if you two want.
Lightning McQueen: [groans and notices a tattoo on Sally Carrera's back] Hey, do I spy a little pinstriping tattoo back there?
Sally Carrera: OH! [turns around and giggles, then reverses] That's just a-- [bumps into a pile of cones, with one on her roof] OH! [McQueen and Sally laughing] Oh, You saw that? [giggles] Yeah! Just gonna be going. [reverses to the door of the building] Gonna... [the cone on her roof comes off as it hits the door] Yeah. [McQueen then grins. The screen then zooms out to show Mater next to them.]
Tow Mater: [McQueen gasps as Mater starts talking] You know, I once knew this girl doreen. Good-looking girl! Looked just like a jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her, just so I could spoke to her!
Maddie McWilliams: What are you talking about?
Tow Mater: I don't know. Hey, I know something we can do tonight, 'cause I'm in charge of watching you two!
Lightning McQueen: No, Mater, we gotta finish this road, and we have to get out of here.
Tow Mater: Well, that's all right, Mr. and Miss. I Can't Turn On Dirt. You two probably couldn't handle it anyway.
Maddie McWilliams: Whoa, whoa, easy now, Mater. You know who you're talking to? This is Maddie McWilliams and Lightning McQueen. We can handle anything.
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FanfictionIn a world where the towns are peopled with cars, and even the bugs are mini motors, two young ambitious racing cars called Lightning McQueen and Maddie are stars. On their way to an important event, they had to stop in the little town of Radiator S...
