[Then the screen shows fireworks exploding in the sky as the screen pans down]
Lightning McQueen: [McQueen and Maddie drive through the trailer parking lot as they go to McQueen's and Maddie's trailers' parking spaces.] First one to California gets Dinoco all to himself. Oh, we'll see who gets there first, Chick. [They then come to McQueen's and Maddie's trailers' parking spaces, but the trailers aren't there.] Huh?
Mack: Hey, kid! Congrats on the tie.
Maddie McWilliams: I don't want to talk about it. Come on, let's go, Maxine. Saddle up. What'd you do with my trailer?
Maxine: I parked it at your sponsor's tent.
Lightning McQueen: WHAT?!
Mack: Well, you gotta make your personal appearance.
Maddie McWilliams: No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
McQueen: [The screen then shows a commercial on a TV screen inside the Rust-eze tent, on TV] Yes, yes, yes! Lightning McQueen here. And I use Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment, new rear end formula! Nothing soothes rusty bumper like Rust-ezzzzzeeee. [A picture of a Rust-eze container moves across the rear bumper of a rusty car. As the container moves across, the bumper shines. Text appears saying "Actual results may take up to 36 weeks."] Wow! Look at that shine! Use Rust-eze and you too can look like me! Ka-chow!
Rusty: [The commercial ends, and the screen zooms out to show the rusty cars in the Rust-eze tent. On the stage was the founder brothers Rusty and Dusty Rust-eze laughing] I met this car from Swampscott. He was so rusty he didn't even cast a shadow. [laughs]
Dusty: You could see his dirty undercarriage. [He crowd laughs, the screen zooms out to show McQueen and Mack outside the tent entrance which has two McQueen cardboard cut-outs. McQueen was hiding behind one of them]
Lightning McQueen: [sighs angrily] I hate rusty cars! This is not good for my image!
Mack: [to McQueen] They did give you your big break. Besides, it's in your contract.
Lightning McQueen: [to Mack] Oh, will you stop please? Just go get hooked up.
Dusty: Winter is a grand old time.
Rusty: Of this there are no ifs or buts. [While Dusty and Rusty were talking, McQueen is hiding behind cardboard cut-outs as he enters the tent]
Dusty: But remember, all that salt and grime...
Rusty: Can rust your bolts and freeze your...
Dusty: [Then the cardboard cut-outs tilt over, exposed McQueen to the rusty cars] Hey, look! There he is! [The rusty cars in the crowd then turn towards McQueen] Our almost champ! Victory ran to your rear end in here, kid.
Rusty car 1: Lightning McQueen, you are wicked fast!
Rusty car 2 (J. Shoesteer): That race was a pisser!
Rusty car 3: Yeah, you were booking, McQueen!
Lightning McQueen: Give me a little room, guys.
Fred: You're my hero, Mr. McQueen!
Lightning McQueen: Yes, I know! [laughs as he reads Fred's name on his license plate] Fred, Fred, thank you!
Fred: He knows my name! HE KNOWS MY NAME!
[his front bumper falls off, Dusty and Rusty laughs]
Dusty: Looking good, Freddie! [McQueen then get on the stage.]
Rusty: Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year!
Dusty: We might clear enough to buy you some headlights.
Rusty: Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
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Cars
FanfictionIn a world where the towns are peopled with cars, and even the bugs are mini motors, two young ambitious racing cars called Lightning McQueen and Maddie are stars. On their way to an important event, they had to stop in the little town of Radiator S...
