Modern Vance:

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Modern Vance most likely wears cowboy boots to stomp someone for a fight cause someone called him a "country boy" 😭😭

Modern Vance most likely doesn't show up to school. But if you were the only mf that he likes at that school, he would only show up at the classes y'all have together.

Modern Vance is definitely one of three kids that be laughin loud as shit in the morning and when someone tell him to shut tf up. He makes them stfu.

Modern Vance most likely is that one that snores in class. Like you would be working and you hear this mf snore in class with a hot bag of chips, WITH HIS HAND STILL IN IT.

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