🇨🇦: ALRIGHT I CALLED THIS MEETING FOR ONE REASON- AND THAT REASON ONLY!
ON: We're all doomed aren't we?
QU: Don't look at me- it's that oil addict's fault we're in this mess
AB: HEY! Don't look at me French fry! It's Labrador's fault for being as accurate as google translate!
LA: Don't blame me! Manitoba brought the button.
MA: Oh I'm sorry- but it's not my fault it was on my desk!
🇨🇦: SHUT UP!
The provinces stopped squabbling as their father continued to prepare their funerals.
🇨🇦: You all have gotten out of hand as of recently!
YU: And what prof do you have?
🇨🇦:List or graph? I also have chart form if you'd prefer.
NT: ... *whispers to Yukon* We're dead meat. He's gotten to the passive aggressive state.
🇨🇦: ahem, robbery of a world superpower, drinking in front of a minor, critically assaulting a state, putting a horse in Texas's bathroom, having a hockey duel without me, throwing Louisiana into a pit of sharpened hockey sticks, and last but not least turning into separate countries and basically ruining UN for a day- and ending my game of UNO early.
NB: Nova Scotia what the hell did you do?
NS: hung out with Florida for a bit.
PEI: C'mon- at least we didn't light anything on fire- NO ALBERTA WHYY!
AB: You said that and didn't expect me to light something on fire.
🇨🇦: Can't you see what I mean your all out of hand! Your acting like wild animals who have access to beer!
NL: Wearenwilddanimalds? newstome.
🇨🇦:I have come to the conclusion- you all need more discipline and respect! So you're all going to have to move back into-
SK: Pleasedontsayitpleasedontsayitpleasedontsayit.
🇨🇦: The great house of provinces and territories! Also known as-
QU: When Canada gets overly angry at us.
🇨🇦: Oh and you each have to share a room with a state.
All: WHAT!
AB: C'mon! Really! The states but-
🇨🇦: No buts. Until you all can stop misbehaving like this- you'll be stuck like this. Now go pack your bags- I expect you to be there by- the end of the day.
ON: We're all doomed
NS: Oh absolutely doomed
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Province stories
RandomCanada may seem a simple nation but in actuality all 13 provinces and territories have very different personalities and in these one shots and slightly plot hun chapters you'll see how they clash. Like how they rob America, talk about their childhoo...
