ON: AYO LOSERS!
AB: Watch your mouth Onny boy!
QU: Rio has another nickname?
ON: WHAT NO! Never call me that again! And Quebec we talked about this.
AB: Yeah well maybe you shouldn't have called me a loser!
MA: You realized they called as all losers right?
AB: No one asked you Manitoba!
ON: I mean if I wasn't true I wouldn't have said it!
AB: Oh really? What makes it true red?
ON: I mean I get hockey teams, I'm the only one here in the NBA and was the first to legalize gay marriage in my province so clearly-
BC: I came up with the idea you snob!
ON: Oh shut up BC- go flood or something!
BC: Actually it's forest fire season...idiot
SK: Are you two having a fight or something?
AB & ON: What does it look like!
SK: There's only one way to settle these disputes, the ancient technique passed down from generation to generation.
*Suddenly at a huge rink*
LET THE HOCKEY DUEL COMMENCE!
ON: Wait- why is the hockey stick sharpened at the end?
AB: You know what a duel is right? Like battle to the death using hockey sticks and sometimes fire, curling rocks, maple syrup grenades, glass maple syrup containers and other provinces.
PEI: YOU'RE NOT THROWING ME AGAIN AL!
AB: Ehhh, we'll see about that.
ON: Wait battle to the DEATH? I thought we were just playing hockey?!
SK: It's a hockey duel not a hockey match!
ON: Shut up Sask, you don't even have a hockey team.
SK: Saskatoon is big enough for one!
QU: Commençant dans trois deux un-
MA: English please?
NB: Beginning in three, two one- GO!
The two skate through the rink, taking swings at the other as they go. Alberta takes out a bottle of maple syrup and launches it at Ontario but they dodge and prepare to attack Alberta. Alberta dodges and takes a swing at Ontario. Ontario takes this chance to hit Alberta in the chin with the blunt side of her stick.
FL: OOOO! What's going on here!
NS: Hockey duel, Ontario called everyone a loser so Alberta challenged them to a duel.
FL: Woah- where can I get those sharpened sticks? I wanna pull a prank.
NS: Does the prank involve throwing someone out the window?
FL: .... Maybe..
NS: Im in.
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Province stories
RandomCanada may seem a simple nation but in actuality all 13 provinces and territories have very different personalities and in these one shots and slightly plot hun chapters you'll see how they clash. Like how they rob America, talk about their childhoo...
