Zhongli, open the door (Shitpost)

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"ZHONGLI!" (Childe)

"What the-" (Zhongli)

"Open the door, please" (Childe)

"Childe, no-" (Zhongli)

"Zhongli, open the door." (Childe)

"Childe, I am-" (Zhongli)

"Zhongli, can we not fight anymore, please?" (Childe)

"We are not-" (Zhongli)

"Can we not fight anymore?" (Childe)

"I told you-" (Zhongli)

"Zhongli, sure, you're scared." (Childe)

"I really am not." (Zhongli)

"I've been there, I can set you free." (Childe)

"How about no?" (Zhongli)

"Zhongli, don't make me come in there." (Childe)

"I told you, you can't come in when-" (Zhongli)

"I'm gonna count to three." (Childe)

"CHILDE!" (Zhongli)

Childe freezes and stops knocking on the door.

"Uhm, yes?" (Childe)

Zhongli sighs.

"What did I tell you? About not coming into the bathroom when I am bathing?" (Zhongli)

Childe blushes.

"Uhm... I can't come in...?" (Childe)

"Yes, you pervert." (Zhongli)

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It's just stuck in my head, help-

Btw, thanks for 1k view and the votes! Ehe-

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