The Treasure Chest

AAM: My Future Plans

My plans for what I will do if any of these events happen, some might not, but heck, whatever. Just so I'm prepared.

Public Prom/Dance/Morp/whatever social event Asking:

Say no. Whoever it is, whatever it is, say no. Just for to see how an audience would react - I've never actually seen someone say no in public, so how would people react?

Then, afterwards, if I actually want to go with the person, tell the person afterwards.

Yeah, it's cruel. I feel sorry for whoever the hell was crazy enough to ask me out, but to be mental enough to like me is to sign your contract to a vacation in hell. :)

My Graduation:

Something funny or flashy... just not sure what.

Living with a Dormmate (>:D) :

Pranks. Water cups all over the floor. Whoopee cushions. Sharpie face drawings while asleep. Fake poop. Whipped cream. Plastic wrap. Pranks galore. Future dormmate: prepare for a life on the edge.

Oh yeah, and give the dormmate a nice, warm welcome with a spray of water to the face.

Visit to the Empire State Building:

ASK FOR 600th FLOOR.

Proposal:

There are several ways that this can be done.

1) "Equivalent exchange - I'll give you half of my life, so you give me half of yours!" I will probably die of fangirling instead of saying yes, so if that happens, host my funeral according to my funeral plans below and in that other entry.

2) With scones hidden under a bed. Figure it out.

3) With a Minecraft diamond ring. It's cheaper than real diamond, anyway.

I shall accept nothing else. I will most likely die of the feels from all of these, so I'll never say yes anyway, but still.

My Wedding:

Golden dress. Number one thing - golden dress. I don't care if I look horrible in gold. Golden dress. (Maybe with a little green, too...)

Husband cannot see wedding dress before wedding - baaaaaad luck.

I'm sorry to whoever this may be done to, but I will shove the cake in the groom's face. Or smear icing on their face. It's a birthday ritual, but whatever. Also, I don't know how to dance besides square-dancing, so I pray there will be no dancing.

Raising Children:

I will be a horrible mother...

They will like Percy Jackson, read The Infernal Devices, watch anime, read books in general, and play Minecraft. Or I will shove their tiny little heads into books while forcing them to play Minecraft and watch One Piece at the same time.

Also I hope to use this quote a lot: "I have you your life - I have the right to take it away" >:D

Also: if there is a son, he must be named William. All William/Will's are awesome and he shall be awesome, too.

ADOPTING A KITTY!!!:

Hopefully it's a black cat with green eyes, but honestly, I don't care. Definitely from a pet shelter and not a pet store, and whatever cat needs help. At least two cats.

Maybe fifty, maximum.

My Funeral:

I already made a post about this, but anyway: People wearing white, me being burned with a burial shroud, my ashes becoming part of a building, people laughing, green everywhere - bright green, not depressing shades. Yeah, I've already been over this.

And after my funeral, my life is over, no more plans.