Poland: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Poland: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Poland: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
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Demon: hey, I took your soul last month and-
Poland: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
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Poland: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun
Poland: That's why I own TEN guns.
Poland: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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Poland: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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Memes I shall make. 2.
FanfictionThe second book. Less stories, more memes. Countryhumans, Statehumans, Cityhumans. ANYTHING HUMAN!
