Maine: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Maine and Connecticut, in unison: Strawberry cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Vermont: Our turn, Ohio! One, two, three- vanilla!
Ohio, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Maine: Why is Connecticut so sad?
Vermont: She took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
Maine: And...?
Vermont: She got Ohio.
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Ohio: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Vermont: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ohio: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING MAINE WITH ME
Connecticut, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Ohio: I just ended a four year relationship.
Vermont: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Ohio: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Maine and Connecticut fighting from across the room*
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Ohio: I think Connecticut was right.
Vermont: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Maine: They wouldn't do that.
Connecticut: You're right, Maine. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Connecticut: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Connecticut Told You So' on the back*
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Ohio: Why are your tongues purple?
Maine: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Connecticut: I had a red one.
Ohio: oh
Ohio:
Ohio: OH
Vermont:
Vermont: You drank each other's slushies?
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Ohio: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Vermont: Is it me, Ohio?
Ohio: No, it's not you.
Maine: Is it me, Ohio?
Ohio: It's not you either.
Connecticut: Is it me, Ohio?
Ohio:
Ohio, mockingly: Is IT mE Ohio?
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Memes I shall make. 2.
FanfictionThe second book. Less stories, more memes. Countryhumans, Statehumans, Cityhumans. ANYTHING HUMAN!
