Ancient Egypt (and Kids)

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Egypt: *Beating Assyria with a sandal* (they had those)

Hyksos: Honey calm down-

Egypt: *Turns around and smacks Hyksos with the sandal*

Syria: ooo-

Libya : ... *Hides under Arabia*

Kush and Punt: aaaaa-

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Egypt: *Arguing the Israel*

Assyria: hey-

Tyre: Hi!

Assyria: our moms really hate each other.

Tyre: yep-

Egypt: Come on Assyria! We are going to go waste our time some where else!


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Hyksos: *Causally talking with the Roman Empire*

Egypt: Did I just hear drugs!?

Hyksos: No just go!

Egypt: *Intensely stares at Roman Empire while leaving*

Hyksos: .... She is right around the corner.

Egypt: No I am not!


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