Mississippi: Deck the halls with gasoline!
Georgia and Alabama: Fa La La La La, La La La La
Mississippi: Light the match and watch is gleam!
Georgia and Alabama: Fa La La La La, La La La La
Mississippi: Now the school burned to ashes
Georgia and Alabama: Fa La La La La, La La La La
Mississippi: Aren't you glad we played with matches?
Georgia and Alabama: Fa La La La La, Fa La La La.
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Georgia: What did you say?
Florida: Knock my ass out, I need a nap!
Alabama: We need to frame that.
Mississippi: yeah.. yeah..
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Georgia: *driving Mississippi and Alabama* So how was your day?
Alabama: We almost got suprise adopted!
Georgia: What?
Mississippi: We almost got kidnapped.
Georgia: Oh, okay.
Georgia: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Delaware: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous
Alabama: What if it bites me and it dies?!
Delaware: The you're poisonous. Jesus christ, Alabama, learn to listen.
Mississippi: What if it bites itself and I die?
Georgia: That's voodoo.
Florida: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Delaware: That's correlation, not causation.
Alabama: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Georgia: That's kinky
Mississippi: Oh my god..
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Florida: Why are Mississippi and Alabama sitting with their backs to each other?
Georgia: They had a fight.
Florida: Then why are they holding hands?
Georgia: They get sad when they fight.
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Georgia: Who is the big spoon, and who is the little spoon?
Alabama: We are chopsticks!
Georgia: well... thats cute!
Georgia: Does that mean you two snuggle perfect together?
Mississippi: No, its means that means if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Memes I shall make. 2.
FanfictionThe second book. Less stories, more memes. Countryhumans, Statehumans, Cityhumans. ANYTHING HUMAN!
