Memes I shall make. 2.

States

(1950)

America: Kids lets play outside

States: YAY!

(2020)

America: Kids lets go play outside

States: *Laugh* 

Rhode Island: "Kids lets go play out side* OkAY.

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California: Like a good neighbor Statefarm is here

Hawaii: *Pops up* WHAT!

Florida: Like a good neighbor my homies are here.

Alaska and Texas:*Pops up*

Hawaii: Oh son of a-

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Hawaii: *Sitting in the couch sketching

Alaska: Yo-

Hawaii: AHHH *Throws sketch pad at Alaska*

Hawaii: *Pouring ceral*

Alaska: dud-

Hawaii: AHHH *Throws box at Alaska*

Hawaii: *Oh the toilet*

Alaska: Hav you see-

Hawaii :AHHH*throws razor*

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Texas: Well happy mothers day to this man here.

Oklahoma: Hey dude, Im a boy man, AMen!

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Nasa: Delaware, we need to start saving up for Hawaii's and Arizona's Collage funds.

Delaware: Its fine, we have plenty if time*looks at the two year olds in the back* 

Hawaii: Hey Delaware I need a car today

Delaware: *looks at the 16 year olds* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Alaska and Florida: *Waiting for Texas*

Florida: Where is Texas-

Texas: *Roaming around the front yard with only a bra and underwear on*

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Alaska and Florida: *Holding her down*

Alaska: Drink the Coffee Texas! Drink it all!

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Tennessee: I find it so cute when couples match.

Kentucky: *Runs to closet and attempts to put of a dress from Tennessee's closest*

Tennessee: What-

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Pennsylvania: Evil egg

Pennsylvania: Runs up to New jersey* Evil egg

Pennsylvania; EVIL EGG! *smashes it against New Jerseys head*

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Oregon: Hey Washington  i dropped your phone in the toilet.

Washington: You stupid mother fu-

Idaho: calm down.

Washington: *Snatches phone* Wait this isn't my phone.

Idaho: Its mine! Yo stupid mother- 

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Hawaii and California: *Fighting*

California: Be quiet I hate arguing with you!

Hawaii: WHy!?

California: BECAUSE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!

Hawaii: *Smiles*

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Florida: *Tells a horrible joke*

Texas:* Walks away*

Florida: No Texas come back! Please! Please! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! 

Texas; *Turns around*

Florida: Thank you.

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Delaware: *With a mask on* Okay I got the t.v.... DID YOU CLEAN UP!?

Rhode Island: We are robbing them, we must do something nice.

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Florida: *Wheezing* What happens when you date a girl taller then you.

Rhode Island: *Stone face*

Massachusetts: Awww did you grow taller, have you been drinking your milk! AWWWW!!!!

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Delaware: *Looks down at all the states* What do you want for dinner?

Arizona: Food.

Delaware: *Stone face* Hey Nasa our brother is a comedian*

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Texas: Isn't funny how parents are when friends come over!

Nasa: Omg she is here!

Texas: But when they are gone

Nasa: *Shuts door* OKAY CLEAN UP NOW!

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Delaware: Did you kill someone!?

New Jersey: Yea!

Florida: I was one my period

Delaware: Well why didn't you just say so!

New Jersey: Yea! Here take my badge!

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Indiana: Nice man purse.

Louisiana: ITS A SATCHEL!

Indiana: Man purse

Louisiana: *tries hitting him with it only from it to rebound*

Louisiana: OOOF!

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Alaska: *using her Russia accsent.* Say hello to my little Friend!

Texas: Oh please no!

Rhode Island: Hi!

Texas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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