wrong number, sorry! ~ irondad & spiderson

CHAPTER 7

meanwhile in the group chat:

Mr. Stalker
Hey Spider
Kid
Come on why aren't you answering
You are online literally all the time, even in class, but when I need you, you don't answer :(

Ms. Nat
Whats up Tincan?

Mr. Stalker
I need Spiders opinion on something

Mr. PSA
Why didn't you ask us?

Mr. Stalker
Because I know your opinion and I don't like it

Mr. PSA
What's so bad about out opinion?

Mr. Stalker
Because I dont give a fuck about it
It's that simple

Mr. PSA
Language, Tincan

Hawk-guy
Now that was sad

Mr. Stalker
I don't care
Also, shut it old man

Mr. PSA
I'm not THAT old

Mr. Winter Plums
Old enough

Mr. PSA
YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME

Mr. Winter Plums
Nobody cares
:)

Peter
Hey guys
What's this all about?

Mr. Stalker
Spider! I need your opinion on something!

Peter
On what?

Mr. Stalker
What colors look better together: gold and red, gold and blue or gold and green?

Hawk-guy
THAT is where you don't trust our opinion!?

Ms. Nat
Shut it, Hawk-guy

Hawk-guy
No
I'm still angry at Mr. Stalker

Mr. Stalker
Nobody cares

Peter
Don't be mean to Hawk-guy :(
Also, I think gold and green look the best, but blue and gold aren't that bad too

Mr. Stalker
Thank you kid

Peter
No problem Mr. Stalker

Mr. Stalker
I regret this

Peter
Oh, don't we all?
But it's too late to change it now
So live with it or die
:)

Mr. Stalker
No need to be so violent
Where even were you?
Normally youre online all the time and earlier you weren't at all :(

Peter
Oh, I was just out with a friend
Idk, I wouldn't really call him a friend, hes more like some guy that likes to follow me around and talk to me
Btw, I also have a personal life, yk
I'm not here the entire time

Mr. Stalker
So is it a stalker?

Ms. Nat
Calm down Mr. Stalker,you aren't better

Mr. Stalker
Well I'm not following him everywhere he goes, am I?

Mr. Winter Plums
Weren't you the one that wanted to hack into his phone and tried to find out all possible stuff about him?

Mr. Stalker
Thats not true

Hawk-guy
I can very much confirm that it is true
I watched Mr. Stalker try to hack into your phone
His reaction was so funny when he found out he couldn't

Mr. Stalker
Have you been spying on me in the vents AGAIN!?

Hawk-guy
Not only on you, but yes

Peter
Why did you try to hack into my phone??

Mr. Stalker
I didn't!

Mr. Winter Plums
That's very not true, he tried to find your location after you didn't respond
After he failed, he was just walking around with this really worried face and was checking his phone every five seconds

Ms. Nat
I can confirm that it was very funny

Mr. Stalker
That's not true!
Come on kid, you believe me, right?

Peter
I mean, theres a reason why your name is Mr. Stalker, so I am assuming that it's true
:)

Mr. Stalker
Traitor :(
Anyways
What are you doing up so late?
It's like almost midnight
Don't you have like school tomorrow or whatever?

Peter
Answering your messages
And no I don't, tomorrow's Saturday
I think
Is it?
Yeah it is

Mr. Stalker
You still should go to sleep
You need sleep

Mr. PSA
Says the one that hasn't slept in more than two days and only drank coffee

Mr. Stalker
shut up old man
Kid, go to sleep

Peter
Of course I will, "dad"

Mr. Stalker
Good, "son"

Peter
Alright
Anybody wanna play Minecraft?

Mr. Stalker
I thought you said you'll go to sleep!

Peter
Sorry Jeff the Killer 2.0
But I didn't say when I'd go to sleep

Mr. Stalker
Who the hell is "Jeff the Killer"?

Peter
Just google it

Mr. Winter Plums
What the hell is Minecraft?

Peter
YOU DON'T KNOW MINECRAFT!?
Damn you really are old

Mr. Winter Plums
Oh come on, 100 years isn't that old

Peter
100 years old!?
That's very old!
But it doesnt matter now
Minecraft is a video game
It's really fun :D

Mr. Winter Plums
How do you play it?

Ms. Nat
I wanna play it too :)

Peter
Wait
I can call you guys and then I'll explain Minecraft to you :D
I mean, if that's alright for you two

Mr. Winter Plums
Alright

Ms. Nat
Okay

Peter
I'll call you in a second

[A/N this chapter was edited on 25/1/22]