wrong number, sorry! ~ irondad & spiderson

CHAPTER 5

Friday evening

Mr. Stalker
Hello

Peter
Hey Mr. Stalker

Mr. Stalker
Sorry I'm not Mr. Stalker
I have his phone though
You can call me Nat

Peter
Okay
Hey Mr/Ms/Mrs/Mx Nat
(what would you prefer from the above?)

Mr. Stalker
Ms
But I'd just prefer Nat
Without anything formal

Peter
But I wanna be polite :(

Mr. Stalker
It's alright kid
Just call me Nat
Uh oh Mr Stalker is coming
See ya later kid :)

Peter
bye Ms. Nat :)

*chat: Peter - ?*

?
Hey Peter
It's Nat from earlier
I got your number from Mr Stalkers phone

Peter
Hey Ms. Nat :D

Ms. Nat
Is it okay for you if I create a group chat with you and some friends of Mr Stalker and me?
And please stop with the Ms., it makes me feel old

Peter
Ofc :D
I'd love to meet your friends :)
And no, I'm not stopping

Ms. Nat
Great :)
And not great :(

*Ms. Nat added Peter and 9 others to group chat*

Ms. Nat
Hello :)

Mr. Stalker
Why did you make another group chat?
The old one was just fine?

Ms. Nat
Yeah but here's a new member
If you didn't notice

Peter
Hey
:)

Mr. Stalker
What are you doing here??

Peter
Nat talked to me over your phone
And then texted me privately
And then added me to this group
:)

Mr. Stalker
Nat?

Ms. Nat
No regrets :)

Mr. Stalker
Well we should at least introduce ourselves to the new kid :)

Peter
Can I name you guys? :o

Mr. Stalker
Sure go on kid

Peter
Alright please just tell me something you like and I'll give you a name :D
Or tell me your favorite Avenger :o
Or both
And your pronouns too please :)

?
I'll go first
Uhm
My favorite Avenger is the Winter Soldier
Even though he isn't really an Avenger
And I like plums
And he/him I guess?

Peter
I'd count the Winter Soldier as an Avenger, and he is really cool :D
I mean, have you seen his metal arm??
Or his hair???
God I love that hair I wish I had hair like that
Plums are also nice
But
Your name's gonna be
Mr. Winter Plums
:D

Mr. Winter Plums
That's a nice name :)

??
I want a name too!
My favorite Avenger is Hawkeye
And he/him too

Peter
Your name shall be
Hawk-guy

Hawk-guy
:D

???
My turn now
My favorite Avenger is Captain America
he/him