Loud-Casa Music Covers M-Edition

Enormous P (Da Vinci's Notebook)

My Enormous P (Da Vinci's Notebook)

Featuring: Lincoln, Clyde, Liam, Zach, and Rusty (Vocals/A cappella)

Location: Loud-Verse Earth-1318 (unknown M-rated Loud-Verse)

Author's Note: This is a Jingle from Da Vinci's Notebook. This is made to be funny but mature themes ahead. You have been warned. Enjoy, God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!

-Lincoln and his crew (except Stella) are making a mature themed jingle on Luan's absence from the comedy house. At the very least, this would compensate for her break since Luan got sick and needed medication before she could do more task again. Ladies and Gents, Leonardo's Notepad-

[Crowd fake cheers]

[Verse 1]

Lincoln: Whenever life gets you down

Clyde: Keeps you wearing a frown

Zach: And the gravy train has left you behind

Liam: And when you're all out of hope

Rusty: Down at the end of your rope

Liam: And nobody's there to throw you a line

Zach: If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go

Clyde: Come on and take a walk in my shoes

Lincoln: Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string

Lincoln: 'Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues (Others: All of his blues)

[Chorus: Lincoln, (Others) and All ]

I take a look at my enormous penis

And my troubles start a-meltin' away (Ba-doo-bop-bop)

I take a look at my enormous penis

And the happy times are coming to stay

I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants

And the feeling's like a sunshine-y day

I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis

And everything is going my way (Ba-doo-bop-bop)

-Whistle, Snap and A cappella Interlude-

[Rusty: In deep voice singing gibberish]

PE-E-E-NIS

[Lincoln]

Everybody!

[Chorus: Lincoln, (Others) and All ]

I take a look at my enormous penis

And my troubles start a-meltin' away (Zach: ba-doo-bop-bop)

I take a look at my enormous penis

And the happy times are coming to stay

Yeah, I got great big amounts in the place where it counts

And the feeling's like a sunshine-y day

I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis

And everything is going my way (Clyde: My trouser monster)

Everything is going my way (Liam: My meat is murder)

Everything is going my way (Rusty: Size doesn't matter)

Everything is going my way...

Yumm

-Music End-

All the crown cheers and laugh at the group, seemed to be satisfied with the performance. They had a recording copy of the whole scenario from the manager's cellphone and went home with their accomplished routine. Luan then asked on how the performance was. Lincoln replied "it was a blast. Everybody loved the show." Luan is happy of the sound and asked for the copied footage to verify it. Lincoln nervously asked if she is sure. Luan nodded and wanted to know so she could use it as reference one day. Lincoln reluctantly gave Luan a copy and headed to his room. After dinner, Lincoln quickly rushed to his bedroom, not wanting to deal with what comes next. Luan then opened and watched the footage. Lori got a notification from her social media. "Comedian Boys sings a dirty jingle. The Leonardo's Notepad" as the title. Lori watched the whole even unfurls. Both Luan and Lori got shocked of the revelations and screamed.

Luan/Lori: LINCOLN!

-END-