Internet is for P0m (Avenue Q)

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Avenue L: The Internet is for P0m

Featuring: Lori Loud, Luan Loud, Lincoln Loud, Lynn Loud Sr, Bobby Santiago, Clyde McBride, and Musicals (Luna and her bandmates except Tabby)

Author's Note: I had no idea why I did this, I still done it anyways since I'm so bored. Enjoy, Shalom!

Lori: This is great! I get to have a part-time job as a tutor with Lisa's help. And I know just what to teach the little twerps out there, something relevant and modern, "The Internet!"

[Lori]

The internet is really, really great... [Luan: For P0m!] (4th wall audience laughs)

I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait... [Luan: For P0m!]

Wha..?

There's always some new site... [Luan: For P0m!]

I browse all day and night... [Luan: For P0m!]

It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light... [Luan: For P0m!]

Lori: LUAN!

[Luan]

The internet is for P0m... (Lori: LUAN!)

The internet is for P0m... (Lori: What are you doing!)

Why you think the net was born?

P0m {3x}

Lori: LUAN!

Luan: Hey Lori.

Lori: Don't "Hey Lori" me! You're literally ruining my song!

Luan: Sorry about that. I didn't mean to.

Lori: Well, could you literally shut up for a moment so I can finish.

Luan makes a mouth-zipper expression and thumbs-up.

Lori: Good.

[Lori]

I'm glad we this new technology... [Luan: For P0m- oh!]

Ugh, which gives us untold opportunity... [Luan: For P0m- oops sorry!]

Right from your own desktop... [Luan: For- !]

You can reasearch, browse and shop [Luan:* silence *]

Until you had enough and you're ready to stop... [Luan: For P0m!]

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