Left Brain, Right Brain (Bo Burnham)

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Left Brain, Right Brain by Bo Burnham

Featuring: Lane Loud (As Vocal for Left Brain and Right Brain), Toddette (Levi's robot with a female voice, the disembodied voice), Loki Loud (Left Brain personification), Loni Loud (Right Brain personification), Levi Loud (Doctor)

Author's Note: I've listening to Bo Burnham's comedy songs and decided to go to Loudverse Earth-8063 (Genderbent Louds). So I hope you got a good laugh at this song. Enjoy and Peace/Shalom! Stay Safe

-Start Event: Lane Loud in the lab room-

Toddette: Hello, patient 24602

Lane: I'm sorry, hello. How are-

Toddette: How are you feeling?

Lane: Um, not great

Toddette: Has the treatment been working?

Lane: Uh, I don't think so, no

Toddette: What are your remaining symptoms?

Lane: I just, I-I internalize my feelings a lot, I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people, I feel like I just, I'm-

Toddette: So basically, you're still a little bitch

Lane: Yes, very mature of you, disembodied voice way up there

Toddette: I was just joking, n199a

Lane: Alright, you're not as safe in Wisconsin as you might think with that shit

Toddette: I'm not human, I can say whatever I want

Lane: Alright, just, just get to the point, what's wrong with me? Please, please

Toddette: Your emotion and logic are at war. Your creativity and analysis are at war, and most simply, your left and right brain are at war

Lane: My left and my ri-

Toddette: To fix the problem, we must separate them from each other

Lane: Sep-

Toddette: Splitting your neurological functions in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Lane: Well, we book an appointment or something? You don't just start counting down to major medical procedures

Toddette: This may hurt a bit

Lane: I don't know what it is. Just tell me what you're-

[Sudden splitting and surgical noises]

Toddette: Isolation complete

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