... 🤣😂
Really?
Again with this nonsense?
Dobby's a HOUSE ELF.
Hedwig is an OWL.
How is this gonna fucking work? Where is the consent?
Poor Hedwig. 😭 She doesn't deserve this. Neither does Dobby.
I swear, every day we stray further and further away from God.
Dobby swearing is so cursed but funny like just imagining his tiny lil piss boy voice say "shit!" is just 💀
DOBBY NO! BAD DOBBY!
DOBBY RETRACT YOUR TONGUE! SOMEONE CALL MAGICAL FBI!
The only thing connecting me to the last shreds of my sanity is the fact that these fanfics are so poorly written. It's like a beacon of light in the pit of soulless darkness.
Daddy Regret has such a deep, enticing voice with a soothing delivery. Add that to a story that would actually be well written (but still morally corrupt and absolutely abhorrent). There would be no light left, only the darkness looking at you.
Daddy's sirenesque voice pulling your wretched, wanton mind into the abyss.In the name of Toyota, please keep the stuff campy enough for me to be able to distinguish the parody horizon!Whispers: please don't take my soul.
Every time I come across new and silly HP ships, a little bit of my soul leaves me. I don't know if I want to laugh or cry. Maybe both. I will never see Hedwig and Dobby the same again. ;-;
But I have to admit, it's really hilarious, the fanfics.
Here's a hilarious Dobby x Hedwig Fanfic on Youtube that I totally recommend you to read in order to lose your sanity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sXPqOkpALA
Would only recommend this ship for a laugh.
Rating: 5/10 for the humour of it.
Overall: 3/10.
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My opinion on the Harry Potter ships. ('▽'ʃ♡ƪ)
FanfictionHello... I just decided to do one of these uh... thingos about the Harry Potter ships so... yeah. Here it is. Please tell me if I missed any. xD Oh, and if you see a disgusting diseased rat on the page about a certain ship... 😂 Well, I hope you ge...
