Billy Stritch Smutts n Fluffs

Billy in Boca Raton.

*BILLY'S POV*

Ahhh. A great Thursday here in Boca Raton!! Mhmm..ITS ALSO APRIL 1ST!!! What silly prank can i pull on my followers??? Oh- I've got it!!

I went outside and say my diapered ass on the beach chair, pulled out my phone and started to record for FB.

"Hi everybody, its Bill Stritch, and its Thursday, April 1st. And tonight, at Billy's Place were gonna he doing a tribute, to some of my favorite rock bands.
Y'know, songs by Def Leppard, Iron maiden, songs by Whitesnake, AC/DC. twisted sister, were not gonna a take ittt, Oh Iron Butterfly- And I gotta tha feelin baby, don't ya know that I love youu baby! And y'know...Songs like that...😏April Fool!!!"

And before I could say anything else!!!!
Iron butterfly iron maiden AC/DC Twisted Sister Def Leppard all appeared in the room!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!! SOME OF THEM BACK FROM THE GRAVE!!!😱😱😱 I instantly stopped recording and shat in my diaper.

"I see you called us..." Joe Elliot said

"Yeah." Dave Murray said.

"I- I can explain" I tried to defend myself

"Oh...Really? In that case, go, SING
SING FOR US BILLY." David Coverdale said

"I-I- O-"

"SING WHORE!" Dee Snider yelled.

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